Here are my ideas for things I could hold the record for:
- Amount of pennies swallowed (not sure what the record is but I bet I could beat it by a bakers dozen)
- Worlds longest straw. I could just keep putting them back to back to back until I can drink a soda from around the block.
- Climbing the worlds tallest ladder (ok this one is obviously a joke because nobody would want to do that)
- Largest blanket made strictly from navel lint. I swear my body produces that stuff.
I think I can do it guys.
